Every guy has a classic first hand job story. Whether it was in the toilet, classroom or god knows , tuition centre; every guy remembers their first rub and tug. Sure, they learned the mastery of the craft of ejaculation years prior, but to have someone else do it for them, that was just pure bliss.
And…
And even…Go…ermmm….Arhhhh…..FUCK!
Damn it, some porn stars! Just give them a hand job!! *imaginary*
While obviously, through my years of sexual encounters, I have guy friends who often complaint so much about their sex life, how badly their sex partner on the bad, oh poorly it’s time for me to ask you the same questions.
“Bro, she gave you a handjob?– classic douchebag friend
Excuse me, We girls don’t have a fucking dick to practice the dam handjob on daily basis. So, don’t always seems to complaint we have poor handjob skill.
“Bro, wheres her G spot? - classic douchebag friend
Right, You can’t even find the right spot, how the fuck you expect us to give you the best handjob
Ok, I do admit that I do appreciate the first time I gave a hand job. That moment where I so called “became a woman,” entering into a sexual territory never before explored. It’s a big learning process for everyone involved, which is why hand jobs have been a staple of our generation’s lifestyle, shaping who we all are today.
So,get yourself a nice hand job!
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