Thursday, 30 July 2015
The Middle Finger Ritual
I am a female with Cursing Problems. I tend to curse much more than my mother thinks I should. I’m cursing my ass off because I’m confident about my shit. The most dramatic, effective and beautiful expressions in any language come in the form of curse words. This language manifests itself in any and every aspect of my life, and as much as I’ve tried to change it, I can’t. Oh well, who the fuck cares…
First Date Issue…or NOT
How am I going to be myself if I can’t be myself? This guy can’t know what I actually sound like in conversation until at least date five, or he’s going to run for the hills. But eventually, I would just slipped out the wonderful word “ FUCK U” …taadaaaaa! There goes the wonderful first date, however, take it or leave it. No point pretending like I gonna care! All I want is to be comfortable and be MYSeLF!
Eventually, friends around me are superb comfortable of me being myself because there is nothing being true than a someone hiding behind a mask.
When we curse, we’re not only explaining how strongly we feel in certain situations, but we’re also relieving ourselves from the stress and anger attached to that thought. By letting go of it, there is an acute therapeutic effect that definitely has a lasting impact in our mentality.
If you don’t agree with me, just try channelling your inner rage regarding that asshole at work who won’t leave you alone, the boss who you can’t stand or that paper you just can’t seem to finish. Afterward, either you complaint at your bestie or fuck the shit at every non-living souls u can find.
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