Monday, 3 August 2015

Meeting Dr.Puss



A gynae visit can be a shittiest life experience ever, especially for those who is going for the very first time. Of course my mom was being an ass, asked me to go alone to experience the young independent women life. Awkward feeling was the biggest hit.  


Why I visited a gynae?I was sort off ….curious back then. I knew I was perfectly fine. Friends were talking how much they don’t like the feeling of visiting a gynae. So I decided to experience it myself.  Shittiest thing ever! Regretted big time….then, the doctor will ask you to undress completely in a private area, and to put on a gown. I sort off, WHAT?????????? I just WAXED. The doctor will only expose the areas that she wanted to exam but still,…..


The SMEARRRRRRR
The Pap smear checks that the cells on your cervix are normal and can detect certain infections as well. The doctor will swab your cervix during your pelvic exam to gather cells, but if the sample is mixed with menstrual blood it will be difficult to get an accurate reading. Seriously, it freak the shit out of me when they decided to do Pap Smear on me… that gynae literally took out a HUGE METAL THINGY and SHOVE it UP MY HOLE.….. I almost had panic attack. But it was so bad afterall.




BOOBS SQUEEZING 
Checking for breast cancer/lumps aren’t the best process ever. They will just squeeze the shit out of my BOOBS.  It’s not the pleasure kind of Squeeze, it’s like you are squeezing your life out stress.  Given a choice I will not go through such process but it’s a yearly kinda of thing as women we should check it out for health purposes.

Quest on Questions
As part of the consultation the gynae did ask me some routine questions about myself, so get familiar with the workings of your body girls….. The questions may include: When did you have your last period? And I replied, Last few years was my LAST period… Don’t troll your gynae. It works for me but not everyone.

Time of the month
Don't go for the check-up and Pap smear while you are menstruating. I do have friends that are so practically God Knows what was their IQ level, they actually went for check-up during their period season. Euuu…. U girls are fucking disgusting.  

I been through female and male Gynae. Female tend to be a little gentle whereas, for male doctor… I had to scream my lungs out for PAIN that occurs. 

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