My Boobs Story - 36DD

What I don't understand is why women even want big boobs. Having them, at least in my experience, only attracts men with mother issues, awkward eyestarre, or no longer have any of their own teeth,the last three men who asked me out for reals. Women spend thousands of dollars to get boulders placed under their skin. Don't they know nothing will fit ever again?

That fashion is made for the waifs, not the buxom? Don't they know of the lower back pain that will follow? That people will constantly be silently judging the probability their seman are man made? Even I get that from time to time. Not to mention their artificial bubbies make it harder for guys to covet the real thing? I've met guys who were sleeved out that boobs can be two different sizes. That God given ones actually move, often loving to rest in armpits.

 Look, I'm all for plastic surgery if you want it. If I had the money gone would be my double chin that only appears in pictures. I just wish we never felt the need to change things to get people to accept us. Never happen, but still. A gal can dream.

So for all you flat chested ladies who think the grass is greener in Boobilicios, let me school you. You win. Never will you have to try on five shirts to find one that looks nice. Never will you look ridiculous running or getting hit in the face with dinosaur when you're forced to. And never will you give a teenager a soft core porn show as you adjust yourself in a library after a boobie prison break. Be happy with what little God gave you.

Boobs, melons, tits…whatever you name it.. There are a hundred names for breasts but only one for a brain. Go figure it out. I could spend an entire post on that horrid fact but try not to pontificate on political or social matters .This week, after my long live experience, it got me thinking about my relationship with my chest and decided to post on this. For those who are wondering, yes I am carrying 36DD for years and its pretty hard for me to find the right bra in Malaysia. This is the biggest problem living in Asia Country.