Sex Proof Make-Up

I don't even wear that much makeup for the average woman. But even I know the humiliation of a post-coital vampiric lipstick streak down my chin or the sudden realization that my bronzing powder has completely ruined my host's cream-colored pillow case. Let me be clear: You in no way need to be wearing makeup to enjoy sex or look sexy, ever. There's no direct correlation between liquid eyeliner and sexual satisfaction..

SWEATPROOF EVERYTHING
If the label says "waterproof," "smudgeproof," or "sweat proof," you are going to want to invest. Sex is a rather sweaty endeavor, and you are going to want to have your look stay in place. Some suggested brands that won't wash off as you perspire.

GO MINIMAL
Some people suggest if you don't want your makeup to smear during sex, then simply just don't wear makeup. Wearing the bare essentials will keep you looking fresh even through the sweat and positions. Plus, literally no makeup will transfer onto the face of the person you are kissing.

LEAVE THE FALSIES AT HOME
If there's one type of beauty routine that absolutely wilts during sex, it's false eyelashes. I recalled the time these falsies fell off during sex and got swept up in my hair. Oozing hair adhesive is not a good look. Plus, those things are expensive. Save them.

PICK A LIPSTICK THAT WON'T FADE
Rookies might want to just skip the lipstick and lipliners, because they're going to come off with extreme makeouts. But some ladies should keep an arsenal of blow job-and-cunnilingus-proof lipstick. The brighter the color, the better the staying power. 

STOP CARING
When all is said and done, maybe you should also stop caring what your makeup looks like when you're fucking. After all, the makeup smears are also part of the fun and sex is about way more than what your face looks like. Stay flawless.